www.dilbert.com by Scott Adams Catbert reveals his spiritual side. Catbert says, My Soul-O-Meter is picking up a reincarnated soul. It looks like you have had several previous lives. Ill cauterize your head so your soul stays in your dead body next time. Because I . . . → Read More: Dilbert: Cauterized Soul Video
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www.dilbert.com by Scott Adams Catbert takes over quality control and Dogbert tales up motivational speaking. In Cat Scans, The Boss says, No one uses the intranet collaboration software you sold us. Dogbert says, Your employees are defective. I recommend cat scans. Catbert says, This one is defective too. The Boss says, Next . . . → Read More: Dilbert: Cat Scans and Less of You Video www.dilbert.com by Scott Adams Dilbert’s Pointy Haired Boss doubts his instincts and Wally: The Man or the Myth. In Read People, Wally says, Heh heh! Ill turn my monitor so no passerby can see what Im doing. The Boss asks, Is he working? Dang! I cant tell. Im starting to think I . . . → Read More: Dilbert: Reading People and Motivation Fairy www.dilbert.com by Scott Adams Dilbert appreciation day and Dogbert is TrebGod spelled backwards. In Glimmer Of Hope, Catbert says, Stop right there. Im detecting a glimmer of hope. Dilbert says, I was hoping to be appreciated for my hard work. Catbert replies, False hope is okay. Carry on. In Speak To Your . . . → Read More: Dilbert: Glimmer of Hope and Speak To Your Superior Video Intro to the old ‘Dilbert’ cartoon. www.dilbert.com by Scott Adams Catbert suggests Wally’s true worth. Catbert says, The company has taken out a life insurance policy on you, Wally. We pay the premiums and we collect the insurance when you die. Wally says, Is this because Im so valuable to the company? Catbert replies, Its because we think . . . → Read More: Dilbert: Wally Hates Cats Video www.dilbert.com by Scott Adams Wally posts a comic at work while Catbert practices a little ageism. In Stupid Benefits, Catbert says, Wally, I have to fire you for posting a comic comparing managers to drunken lemurs. You wont be eligible for unemployment benefits unless you can prove you were stupid as opposed . . . → Read More: Dilbert: Stupid Benefits and Too Old Video www.dilbert.com by Scott Adams. RingTales presents Dilbert Animated Cartoons. Bottom of the Ocean and Drunken Lemurs. In Bottom of the Ocean, Catbert says, ‘in order to cut costs some of you will be relocated to the bottom of the ocean.’ Ted says, ‘Well, wouldn’t we be crushed by the pressure?’ Catbert says, . . . → Read More: Dilbert: Bottom of the Ocean and Drunken Lemurs Go to www.babelgum.com to see all the new cartoons! www.dilbert.com by Scott Adams. RingTales presents Dilbert Animated Cartoons. Cat Scans and Chips and Dips. In Cat Scans, The Boss says, No one uses the intranet collaboration software you sold us. Dogbert says, Your employees are defective. I recommend cat scans. Catbert says, . . . → Read More: Dilbert: Cat Scans and Chips and Dips www.dilbert.com by Scott Adams. RingTales presents Dilbert Animated Cartoons. Soul-O-Meter and Year End Spending. In Soul-O-Meter, Catbert says, ‘According to my soul-o-meter you still have 1 percent of your soul. I’ll give you a doughnut for it.’ Wally says, ‘Sold! It’s funny how quickly a good day can become a great day.’ . . . → Read More: Dilbert: Soul-O-Meter and Year End Spending |
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