www.dilbert.com by Scott Adams Wally explains to Dilbert his theory of everything and Wally reveals to his boss why he can never be fired. In The Key To Happiness, Wally says, ‘I disapoint people, but I’m learning to enjoy it. The key to happiness is to love who you are, not who others want you to be.’ Dilbert says, ‘Doesn’t that make you a sociopath?’ Wally says, ‘Yeah. I love that about me.’ In Top Performer, Wally says, ‘Over the past year most of my coworkers have managed expensive projects that failed. I’ve done nothing but drink coffee. So on an economic basis, that makes me your top performer. Watch and learn.’
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the voices r kinda weird
not how i imagined they would sound like
the punchlines are too casual in animated form. The way I read the comic strip makes the punchlines more exciting.
The cartoons grow on you, I didn’t like it as much as the comics either, but now I enjoy the cartoons in a different way.
watch & learn sssssssiiipppp
heehee! man, these things are addicting!!
Let’s have a sociopath party~
Yeah
omg i love reading him in the comics in the newspaper but i didnt know they had videos about him lol
Watch & Learn XD (Coffy Sip)
theres a cartoon too
Wally, you’re fired. Take your giant severence package and leave.
im a Sociopath too
Columbine, I think they actually had one where Catbert said that it made more financial sense to keep him on the roll than let him go. In other words – he was their most valuable employee.
archivesbc I was joking, but ok.
lmao i loved the first one!
why is his sandwich so damn crunchy?
The scary thing is, Wally has a point. Every failed project wasted money. He has never wasted a cent. He’s never made a cent either, but that’s beside the point.
That’s what the economist’s call “Breaking Even” so in a manner of speaking – Wally is a valued employee as every company wants to break even.
I beg to differ… yes, every failed project wasted money but that statement is made after the fact. plus no management would go into it if they knew (before hand) that it would fail, would they? I guess the point I am trying to make is: it is better to have people doing something (there is always a chance projects will succeed) than just pay a guy to drink coffee…
@Colonel774 he drak the compony’s coffe. If that coffe is “free” he is coting the compony mony.
Freekin sociopaths.
@silverblue73 Who knows, but it only makes the sandwich sound tastier!
wally could become a ceo
wally has alot of good ideas
oh so thats what i am… a sociopath